OK, I'm back. Very soon, when my head is the right way up, I'll be writing about driving the Mazda MX-5 Club (left) and Mini Cooper S Paceman in Florida.
My own Mini One D didn't have a good day when I got back. I put my coffee on the roof while I loaded my shopping - unfortunately on the bit that goes up when you open the tailgate. That was: one latte £2, one car wash £4, caffeine intake zero.
At least I remembered to take the aerial off this time.